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It's been more than a year now ever since the "Sonic.exe Murders" began to happen, and the police department STILL doesn't know who's doing it or why it's happening. The first murders looked as though the killer did a sloppy job at it, but overtime the killings--or at least some of the guys back at the station THINKS it's just killings--have gotten more elaborate; bodies have been starting to look like the victims just dropped dead or there were disappearances.
JC has time to check his watch every ten minutes, but he can't spend five seconds looking up the definition of "murder". If people have disappeared or it appeared to be a natural death, how are they murders!? I mean, sure, maybe they were in the beginning, but did you know that we have a name for natural deaths and disappearances? They're called "natural deaths" and "disappearances"! How crazy is that?!
Now, I'm not going to get into all the grammatical errors on this one because I regretted counting them last time I did so. I think I'll just summarize them all in one word. THINKS.
ONE thing is certain, all the victims seem to each have a burned/destroyed computer with some data from a game called "Sonic.exe".
The police have some classy technology. They can retrieve data from computers after they've been burnt to hell.
None of us have found any connections or clues that could help us learn why all of this is happening...Well, no, that's not true, there was one cop who may have uncovered more about the murders than we did.
"May have" as in, I'm reading his journal to you over the course of this story, but I don't know for sure that he did.
The guy's name was Derek Green, a really good detective, mainly because he was always teamed up with his sister, Chelsea. They were assigned to investigate the "Sonic.exe Murders", I should know because I was their boss at the time.
Does it say anything about the cops in this creepypasta when then officer who oversees everyone else doesn't know the difference between a disappearance and a murder? No? It's just me? Alright then.
They're both dead.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Sometimes I wonder if I should have helped him....I dunno...
Tip: If you wish to make a character intelligent and likable, draw from what is written above, then do the opposite.
Anyways, the boys have found Derek's diary when we investigated his apartment, he hasn't been in his home for weeks.
He hasn't been in his home for weeks, and yet you're all just dropping by now to investigate. Unless you already knew he was dead at this point, in which case I should HOPE he hasn't been home.
The diary recorded all of what Derek found in his investigation, my god, did he write down alot, especially after the Chief of Police took him off the case, and alot of what he wrote down seems to cconnect alot about what's going on with these murders...At least, I hope he was on to something... Here is what Derek wrote...
Wait, I thought you were the chief? You were the boss, and you said that he was one of the top detectives, so if you were over him, wouldn't that make you...?
Oh, never mind. It's not worth it to try and make this make sense.
7:30 pm September 15th, 2011
Get used to the time and date being stated constantly. The fact that I've never heard of anyone writing the exact time down in their diary only confirms JC's strange obsession with checking his watch.
Happy Birthday to me! I got this diary as a gift from my sister, Chelsea.
Tip: If your male character uses the term "diary" instead of "journal" you may want to rethink your work. I have never heard a man use the term "diary" unless referring to a book belonging to a woman he knows.
Now, this doesn't mean that no man does this. This is just an observation.
This will certainly come in handy when we both do another investigation. Oh, I forgot to tell you, name's Derek Green, I'm a detective...
This is going to be a long, painful journey, and it is going to trample many of my pet peeves into the dirt.
Why the hell are you introducing yourself to your journal? This is written like he knows that someone is going to read it, and that is not how a damn diary is supposed to work!
Wow, I'm not rly good at this. Hopefully I'll get better as I write in this. Anyways, I'll let you know if anything else happens.
Yes, I have to sympathize. It's super hard to rant mindlessly and talk about how much you love that cute girl at work in your diary. I'm super cereal, guys! Writing in a journal takes practice!
11:22 am October 24th, 2011
Wow, pretty interesting way to start off a case on Halloween. Our boss told us there's a stiff in one of the local suburbs and he wants us to check it out. Wow, been a while since me and Chelsea tackled a murder case, this might be interesting. We're in the truck right now and we're heading for the house.
I love how sympathetic these characters are. They're so emotional when they talk about murder cases. "Oh, sweet! There's a corpse in the suburbs! Let's roll!"
Jesus...Whatever happened in this house I was not expecting. The victim looks like something ripped his mouth open and tried to yank something out from inside. I've seen alotta messed up ways to kill a person, but this is rather strange, I don't rly think any normal person would do this.
"Something". We're not sure what it was. What's an autopsy?
The cop present at the crime scene told us that the kid was like this for 2 days and his parents just discovered his body and called us in this morning. What's rly weird about this is that there's a badly made cut on his chest that's shaped like the number "1".
It was a one. It was a line. It takes real talent to badly cut a line. "HOLY SHIT, THERE'S A LINE IN THIS GUY'S CHEST! MUST BE A ONE!"
Chelsea told me she found a possible clue to the murder. She showed us that the victim owned a computer, the computer is badly burnt and wrecked. Both me and Chelsea have a theory to this: Either the killer destroyed the computer or the victim did it himself, either way we sent it to the station for research.
If I was going to outline every time this should say "Chelsea and I" we'd probably make it to a hundred by the end of this stupid story.
"It's very badly burned. Good think we have that state of the art equipment that extracts data from piles of singed wires and melted plastic!"
Alright, the guys from the lab have their report.
They told us that the computer's wrecked from inside AND out, and what I mean by that is that everything that was on this kid's computer is completely deleted while at the same time the computer got destroyed. The only thing that seems to STILL be in the computer is some data from a computer game called "Sonic.exe".
It was in the computer that was wrecked from the inside. I love logic, don't you?
4:30 pm November 11th, 2011
A couple more murders these last few weeks, all the same killing method; dead bodies, torn open mouths, destroyed computers. The more recent killings are looking less "messy", as if the killer is being more careful with tearing out whatever it is he's tearing out from inside these victim's bodies.
"We're still not sure what's missing. If only there was a way to examine the victims' bodies."
I think the phone rings, then he reaches into their mouths and pulls out a piece of red candy. (Cookies if you get that ref.)
There are also cuts on these victims' chests that seem to be in numerical order; "2", "3", "4", "5" and "6".
"Oh god! OH GOD! MORE LINES! AND THIS TIME, THEY'RE FORMING NUMBERS!"
The killer seems to be keeping count of all the people he's killing.
Had dinner, both me and Chelsea are brainstorming with what’s been going on… It’s really strange, the fact that computers are getting destroyed every time there’s a murder victim and we find that there’s some old data from the same game…
“Sonic.exe”….That name reminds me of all the times me and Chelsea played some of our old Sonic the Hedgehog video games.
I never would have seen it coming! The detective is a Sonice fan! You know, like everyone else in the the world?
I remember when we used to play Sonic Heroes, she always liked playing as Rouge the Bat and I always liked playing as Vector.
Now, I haven't had much experience with Sonic beyond the anime, but I think I can say with confidence that hardly anyone likes Rouge the fucking bat.
But…It’s weird…What does a Sonic game, a possibly fan-made one at that, got to do with all these killings?
2:45 pm December 2nd, 2011
Another murder, big surprise there.
JC's writing has gotten so repetitive that even his characters aren't surprised anymore.
But now both me and Chelsea agree that all these murders are connected with that game. Maybe the killer made it as his calling card?
You mean as opposed to ripping his victims' throats open? Yup. The game must be a calling card. Don't you just love the logic behind leaving his card in nonexistent data that resides in piles of ash?
The Chief told us not to worry so much about a simple video game and just stick with what’s going on with the murders.
"Never mind the evidence! Focus on the murders!" "But sir--!" "MURDERS!"
Autopsy came in again, the doctors told us that aside from the wounds from the chest and mouth, the victims don’t seem to show any signs of a murder or a struggle, in fact, as baffling as it seems, all the victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they’re “dead”.
Do I really even need to make fun of this? I think this line just MSTs itself. "Other than the fact that they were dead, they were healthy." I think you all can just take a moment to laugh about that one for yourselves.
I'm also going to take this moment to be amazed that these people do in fact know what an autopsy is. However, I will now spiral back down into the void where logic goes to die as I take into account the fact that the autopsies were done and yet they still don't know what was missing.
I airchecked the word “dead” because that’s where the report came out really disturbing; the doctors stated that they’re all in what appears to be in a Persistent Vegetative State, meaning that these people are in fact still alive, their brains and hearts are still working, but they’re all in an empty, dead-like state, as if something robbed them of their minds or sense of self.
"They were murdered, but they are still alive." That is officially the stupidest thing I've seen since I started this MST! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF "MURDER"!? HOW!?
I swear to god, JC cannot make up his mind!
"They're murders but they're not dead, but we did autopsies on them, but they're alive, but their murdered, but their souls are missing!"
Chelsea stated it was probably one of the freakiest things she’s seen in her days as my partner, and I don’t blame her…
Who would be capable of actually stealing people’s senses of self? It’s like the Devil is handpicking innocent people and robbing them of their souls for eternal damnation.
JC's writing being overly dramatic like:
5:42 pm December 14th, 2011
Chelsea has been acting very strange lately. She seems quieter at work and whenever we go home she goes back into her room. I’m guessing she’s just as determined to learning more about this case as I am.
If she’s on to something, I hope she lets me knows first before we make it official. After all, we are a team.
2:00 pm December 19th, 2011
Chelsea didn’t go to work with me. Said she wasn’t feeling well…I’m starting to get a little worried for her. Ever since we took this case she’s been acting rather odd.
I dunno, maybe I’m overreacting, Boss told me to not worry about it and maybe just look into what she was researching on. I might do that.
Wait, wait, wait! Let me get this straight. You're partners... but you have no idea what she's working on?
Nope! Still doesn't make sense!
Also, several news about people worshiping this guy recently. Calls himself “X”. I swear, the things kids will be into nowadays…
You kids and your religious cults! In my day, there were only two things work worshiping! God, and cheap locks on cabinets of beer!
9:30 pm December 24th, 2011
Almost time for Christmas, though I dunno if I should celebrate.
I think you have time. This story full of such pointless bullshit, that Sonic and his cult have probably already scheduled a Christmas vacation so they don't have to spend their holiday in it.
Chelsea’s been shut up in her room almost every day. Not responding to me…I hope she’s alright… Anyways, I’ve been looking into Chelsea’s work, and I think she might have found something.
And again, I must point out that she's your partner, and yet you have no FRIGGING IDEA WHAT SHE'S WORKING ON? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
I should start a count. Raise your hand if you think that counting "Shark Bag Logic" moments should be a thing?
Apparently the killer must be going after anyone who plays the Sonic.exe game. And once they’ve played the game, the killer tracks them down, kills them and keeps count by carving the numbers onto their chest.
Wow... You got it. A plus.
There is literally nothing I can say to make fun of that. How can I possibly make fun of this much stupidity. I tip my hat to you, JCTheHyena. You have officially broken my ability to snark.
But what about the fact that almost every victim looks as though they had their soul sucked right out of them?
Wait a minute…I just remembered something…
A few days ago, Chelsea came home from the store and went back into her room…she said she found a new game….
….Oh my god…Chelsea!
I AM QUESTIONING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! WHAT IS LOGIC! DOES IT EXIST!?
(The writing is a bit sloppy and there are tears splotched here and there)
…..Chelsea is dead….She found the game…..Oh my god, why….
"Chelsea is dead... She found the game... Oh my god, why... She was my partner... She was my only friend... Everyone else said that I was too stupid to interact with... Now I'm left with you... My diary... The only one I can turn to... My only friend... I love you so much... You make me talk like... Shatner... That's how much you affect me... *makes out with journal*"
4:50 am December 25th, 2011
I called the guys back at the station to help me move Chelsea….Oh god, why? Why her? Did the killer found out and tried to cover his tracks? No, it doesn’t look like anything was taken or destroyed…well except for the computer…and the game is still here…I wanted to keep it to find out why this had happened but the Chief demanded I hand it over to him…The way he asked for it is really odd, it’s as if he doesn’t want me to do anything to this game disc.
By this time, he probably knows that you're stupid enough to do something unforgivably dumb with the evidence, like smash it into pieces and try to snort it off your bathroom counter. Don't even lie about it, you can't possibly act this brain dead and not be on something. I swear to god.
The funeral for my sister will be prepared in a few days…I can’t believe that Chelsea…my own sister, is gone…When I find out who killed her, I’m gonna make sure he pays dearly.
4:50 pm December 28th, 2011
Came back from the funeral. God am I a mess. Thankfully Boss was there for me, he’s the only person who’s ever supported me and Chelsea, I’m glad he’s on my side about this case.
Your boss sounds like a good guy. He even made sure you got this job. Nobody else would hire you. They all refused you because you spoke like one of the knights from Monty Python during your interviews. If it weren't for him, you'd probably be living in a box right now. You've had a hard life, son.
A woman came to me in the funeral party. Her name is Shannon Goldman, and she was supposedly a representative for the “Cult of X”, as she called it. She told me she was sorry for my loss and pulled out some weird religious crap about “X” wishing me a happier year. Seriously? Who is this “X” guy anyway? She told me that soon “X” will make things better for the whole world, which pretty much ended the conversation right there. That woman is crazy.
Anyways, more news about the Cult of X doing more crazy stuff, wow, whoever this “X” guy is he’s making as much an impact on the public as the killer is.
YOU DON'T THINK THAT IT'S BECAUSE--! NOPE! I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL YOU! THE SUBTLETY HERE IS INCREDIBLE AND I GUARANTEE THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT YET!
2:20 pm January 2nd 2012
Another murder. Jesus, this guy never has a break with this does he? This is like the 22nd killing! What is he trying to gain from killing all the people? And how the HELL is he getting away with it so goddamn easily?
"Chief, after twenty two deaths, we've unearthed a piece of evidence that's turned this case on it's ear."
"What's that, Barnibus?"
"Here are the crime scene photographs. This guy had a squiggly line carved on his body!"
"Point, Barnibus? Point?"
"Well sir, this would indicate that we were wrong about the numbers. There were no numbers. There were however, a line, half of a fish, a bird, a sail, and this last one is a worm. Or a snake. This means that *clears throat* A man cut a fish in half with a line then fed it to a bird as he sailed away. Then he had to eat worms because there was no more fish."
"...Never talk to me again..."
I gotta know what it is Chelsea was finding. She was on to something I just know it. Maybe if I look around in her room I might find a clue.
Well, whatever Chelsea found, she left alotta good clues for me. The computer isn’t entirely broken. In fact it seems like it only got beat up a few times, but still surprisingly working like new. I’m actually surprised I didn’t see it like this that night. But then again, if you lost someone you love, you too would lose sight of very important details surrounding you.
"It isn't ENTIRELY broken! It's just a little bit broken! It's still like new!"
Anyways I checked the computer and there’s an icon for the Sonic.exe game on her desktop. My god, how the hell did Chelsea even get this? I guess it doesn’t really matter. What’s really important is what I found in her notes.
Apparently Chelsea was terrified of this game. Something from the game scared the CRAP out of her. In fact according to what she wrote down, she made it seem like the game is cursed or something. But that can’t be the case, there’s no way a computer game would harm anyone…right?
Considering that you'd narrowed the cause of death down to someone tracking down the players of this particular game, you may want to reevaluate that statement.
7:12 am January 3rd 2012
Okay, I changed my mind, maybe there IS something spooky about the game after all. Last night I had a dream…no…a nightmare, more like. I remember it well: I was trapped in darkness, all was quiet except someone was laughing and talking to me. I kept having visions of Sonic the Hedgehog smiling and appearing all around me as he talked to me. He told me to play the game, over and over again, each time sounding more impatient. When he got to my face and yelled “PLAY IT!” that’s when I woke up with a fright…
…Why would Sonic want me to play a game that possibly killed my sister?
Because your subconscious is speaking to you in an attempt to make sense of what has just transpired around you, causing it to appear to you in a strange dream, which like most dreams, makes little to no sense until you delve into symbology?
Well, this is a great start. It's part one, and I've already been broken once.
I'm going to wait for part two before I do my usual ratings and the obligatory final reaction gif/picture. Until then, allow me to say that I was completely wrong about this story. I pulled it up upon it's recommendation and I thought to myself "this can't possibly be worse than Sonic.exe". I can't even comprehend how much of a shit storm this is.
Now I see the truth. Now I must put forth a PSA to warn you all about what has been revealed to me. Sonic.exe exists. He's coming for you. He's coming for all of you and he'll never stop until he finds you! He'll drag you down into the fiery abyss that is the deepest pit of despair and hell itself, and there you will be trapped, forever broken and a slave to the mindless stupidity of his chronicles! His messiah has spoken. JC has spoken. Do not read the story. DO NOT READ THE STORY! He's coming to break your attempts to apply logic to his journeys. He's coming... Oh god... He's here...
How'd you like my JC impression? Good? I thought so!